whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
they're like a gay fantastic four
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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