haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
