I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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