I think i peed on brittanys purse
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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