Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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