This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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