Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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