where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Dick very happy bro
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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