i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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