I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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