I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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