one two three fourrrrnication!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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