Hey man sorry I got all grabby
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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