: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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