Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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