someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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