Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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