She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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