I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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