I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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