I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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