Whod you bang
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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