My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
