first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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