i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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