there's paper in my vomit.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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