Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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