Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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