How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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