Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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