is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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