I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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