Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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