your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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