You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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