Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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