So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
