I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Houston, we have a blender
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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