i think i have two assholes
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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