Sponge bath it is.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The beers last night were like the tears from god
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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