Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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