so explain again why im purple
no
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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