Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just googled if crying burns calories
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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