i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Couch. On fire.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
