At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
