your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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