I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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