i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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