talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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