peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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