I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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