I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
