google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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