At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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