Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
