Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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