sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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