Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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