That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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