Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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