She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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