He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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